Dr. Einstein's real "ueberbleibsels" found

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API/UPI -- Ulm City News Services.
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Ulmer Stadtzeitung -- By Karl Peter Stachel, 04-01-2011.

***** Einstein's Foreskin Found. *****

Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal and
Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from the
University of Munich were granted a few days for archeological
investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse, prior to the begin
of demolition activities by city construction crews.

There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, in
Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed perfume
bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as "Von userem
liebsten Albertle, 14. Màrz 1879" (From our dearest Baby
Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish lump within the
bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and was kept there on
the wishes of his mother.

The find was hailed as very significant by Einstein's followers
to whom this artifact appears to be as dear and imnportantan
as are the Dead Sea scrolls are to Christianity.

The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted and
he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed a
sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory of
their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879 .

To verify, the descendents of the then operative Moel in charge,
circa 1879, Baruch Messerman, were located and interviewed by
local TV and the investigations are continuing into this just breaking
story. The Messermans said that they would check their family
records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.

Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
the USA who maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain has
been preserved in a jar. Einstein's pickled brain and his foreskin
and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two have
something in common.




Berkley, CA. Herald Clarion wire dispatch 04-01-2011

Referring to the above "Ulm" item the respected Herald Clarion will
report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the LaVey Institute
for Advanced Optics have made holographic records of more than
2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly appearance in
the locale where ZEinstein's pickled brain and his foreskin do reside
these days.




The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Stickel Gruber and Prof.
Dzhugashvili are in disagreement whether the phenomena occurred
due to optical Faraday effects of irreducible tensorials in R(3) of the
longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism or from
gauge fixing of the spinor fields that lead naturally to the emergence
of the complimentary gauge ghost fields.




Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically interesting
is the fact that Dr. Einstein in his ghostly encore apparently bitterly
complained that his two carnal residues were kept in the same box.
"Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected in
these ghost field records that he finds this intimate proximity of his
brain & foreskin to be unacceptable and un-kosher, as it may lead
to the wrong impression and faulty conclusion that Einstein once
was a dick-head or a schmuck-face.
 

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01/04/2011 - 14:39 | Warnen spam
On 1 Apr., 01:08, "hanson" wrote:
API/UPI    --    Ulm City News Services.
-      to appear in tomorrows edition of  -

Ulmer Stadtzeitung --  By Karl Peter Stachel, 04-01-2011.

                ***** Einstein's Foreskin Found. *****

Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal and
Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from the
University of Munich were granted a few days for archeological
investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse, prior to the begin
of demolition activities by city construction crews.

There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, in
Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed perfume
bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as "Von userem
liebsten Albertle, 14. M rz 1879" (From our dearest Baby
Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish lump within the
bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and was kept there on
the wishes of his mother.

The find was hailed as very significant by Einstein's followers
to whom this artifact appears to be as dear and imnportantan
as are the Dead Sea scrolls are to Christianity.

The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted and
he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed a
sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory of
their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879 .

To verify, the descendents of the then operative Moel in charge,
circa 1879, Baruch Messerman, were located and interviewed by
local TV and the investigations are continuing into this just breaking
story. The Messermans said that they would check their family
records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.

Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
the USA who maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain has
been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his foreskin
and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two have
something in common.

                               --
Berkley, CA.    Herald Clarion wire dispatch   04-01-2011

Referring to the above "Ulm" item the respected Herald Clarion will
report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the LaVey Institute
for Advanced Optics have made holographic records of more than
2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly appearance in
the locale where ZEinstein's  pickled brain and his foreskin do reside
these days.

The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Stickel Gruber and Prof.
Dzhugashvili are in disagreement whether the phenomena occurred
due to optical Faraday effects of irreducible tensorials in R(3) of the
longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism or from
gauge fixing of the spinor fields that lead naturally to the emergence
of the complimentary gauge ghost fields.

Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically interesting
is the fact that Dr. Einstein in his ghostly encore apparently bitterly
complained that his two carnal residues were kept in the same box.
"Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected in
these ghost field records that he finds this intimate proximity of his
brain & foreskin to be unacceptable and un-kosher, as it may lead
to the wrong impression and faulty conclusion that Einstein once
was a dick-head or a schmuck-face.





" Albertle " wurde immer so erzogen, daß NUR EIN NOBELPREIS ihn
ermàchtigen konnte sich an eine Dame heranzuwagen, oder ?

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