God Hates Apple!

03/08/2014 - 11:16 von bohlenmacher | Report spam
Apple and many of its customers revere Steve Jobs as a creative genius
and technology god.

WRONG: he was a rich, proud fool who now inhabits hell. God sent Steve
Jobs a warning in the form of cancer. It was discovered in time for him
to repent and ask the Lord to heal him, but as an idolatrous buddhist,
he sought out other inventions.

Truly, Steve Jobs was formed in his mother's womb to create these Apple
products so that Westboro Baptist Church can use them today to preach
the gospel of Jesus Christ.

"Thus were they defiled with their own works, and went a whoring with
their own inventions." (Psalm 106:39)

"The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after
God: God is not in all his thoughts." (Psalm 10:4)

Nearing death, Jobs began to talk of the afterlife, hoping he could take
his 'wisdom' with him. His worldly wisdom perished. With his new-found
wisdom, Jobs has only one message now for Apple & the world: "REPENT! Or
join me in these everlasting flames!"

God Hates Apple!


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#1 pfj
04/08/2014 - 08:23 | Warnen spam
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